awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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