We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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