this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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