Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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