Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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