so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
