what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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