there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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