just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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