Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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