she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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