My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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