ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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