were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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