she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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