so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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