That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
