i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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