i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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