I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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