I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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