and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
did you get engaged???
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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