Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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