we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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