Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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