So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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