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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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