Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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