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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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