What a fucking waste of an outfit
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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