Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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