We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
