He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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