well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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