i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
