he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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