I'm going to jail i love you
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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