Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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