I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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