I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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