If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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