Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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