My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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