Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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