it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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