Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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