I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
it's like iHOP with fire
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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