So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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