would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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