they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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