i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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