It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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